Gluten-Free Pizza Crust

It's crispy!  It's holdable!  It's tasty!

And it's quick!

Delicious pizza at your fingertips.  It even put up with my gigantic portions of veggie toppings.

I used this recipe and my only change was the yeast.  I didn't have instant, so instead of mixing the yeast in dry, I slurried it with the sugar and 1/2 cup of the water in order to "activate" it.

Also, it is REALLY sticky when you turn it out onto the pizza pans.  Instead of just spraying the pan with oil, I'd also line it with parchment for extra-easy removal.  You can't really roll it like one would "normal" pizza dough.  Just press it to the edges.

I pre-baked the crusts for 20 minutes in a 400F oven with the racks in the lower part of it.  After the crusts were lightly browned, I took them out (to put the toppings on) and reheated the oven to 475F.  Then, I moved them to the middle once all the toppings were placed on.

A great thin crust!  Even non-GF people will enjoy it!

Charles' man-pizza.

My delicious vegetable pizza with feta and a little mozzarella.

I was trying to demonstrate the holdability, but it was difficult and the flash went off :O.

Bonus fluffy Iago.

GO BIG OR GO HOME LASAGNA

Who doesn't like lasagna?  This amazing traditional Italian comfort food is adored throughout the world.  The recipe I use tries really hard to be authentic.  Is it?  I dunno.  But it's awesome.

Yes, it takes work, but it's well worth it.  It's big.  It's for, like, a family of 10.  But that's how I make it. It keeps well, freezes well, all that jazz.

I use GF noodles and flour, but this is taken from a non-GF bunch of recipes, so cater it to your own diet.

No, this is not low-fat healthy lasagna.  It is amazing full-fat, full-calorie deliciousness.  Deal with it.  It's fall.  We all need some extra poundage.  Winter is coming (/Ned Stark).

Bolognese Sauce:

Ingredients:

2 T. olive oil
4 slices of bacon, chopped
1 large yellow onion, finely chopped
2 stalks of celery, finely chopped
2 medium carrots, finely chopped
4-6 cloves of garlic, minced
1 pound of ground beef
.5-1 pound of ground pork
1/2 cup dry white wine
1/2 cup chicken stock
1 6-oz. can tomato paste
28 oz (about 4.5 cups) of whole, peeled tomatoes
A handful of basil leaves, chopped (or 1 T. dried basil/basil paste)
1 T. dried oregano (or fresh, if you have it)
Salt & pepper to taste

Instructions:

Heat olive oil over medium heat.  Add bacon and cook until crispy.  Add mirepoix (onion, celery, carrot) and saute until soft.

Add garlic and ground meat and cook until meat is mostly cooked through.

Add white wine, stock, and herbs, and bring to a simmer.

Add tomatoes and tomato paste.  Bring to a simmer and cook for 1 hour, at least.

 I allow mine to go for 5-6 hours over low heat to cook off as much of the liquid as possible.

Bechamel Sauce:

Ingredients:

1/4 cup unsalted butter
1/4 cup GF flour
4 cups milk
Pinch of nutmeg
Salt to taste
2 eggs

Instructions:

Heat milk in a small saucepan over medium-low heat until it comes to a simmer (stir this a lot or else your milk will burn).  Set aside once heated.

Heat butter over medium heat until melted and foamy.

Add flour and whisk until the mixture becomes foamy and has a nutty smell to it (like browned butter).

Before.

After.

Add in 1/3 of the milk and whisk until the mixture thickens.  Repeat for the next 2/3 of the milk.  If the mixture no longer thickens, whisk in more GF flour (I had trouble once the last third was mixed in).  Once the mixture is thick, add in the pinch of nutmeg and salt.  Set aside to cool a bit, and then whisk in the 2 eggs (I  do this so that the bechamel "sets"and the lasagna doesn't get too goopy) until well-blended.

Lasagna:


Ingredients:

1 recipe Bolognese Sauce
1 recipe Bechamel Sauce
Pack of 12-15 GF lasagna noodles (mine had 13, of course)
500 g mozzarella cheese, grated (about 3-4 cups grated total)
2 T. dried parsley (or fresh, just use more)

Instructions:

So I took this picture and forgot to take any of the layering ones XD.

Spray a large 9x13 inch (I think that's the size?) casserole dish with olive oil.  Place a ladle-full of the bolognese sauce in the bottom of the pan to prevent sticking.  Place a layer of noodles over that, slightly overlapping the edges.  Spread a layer of sauce over them (I put sauce down until I can't see noodle poking through).  Spread half of the bechamel over that.  Take 1/3 of the mozzarella and sprinkle it evenly over the dish.  Sprinkle half the parsley over that.  

You may now choose to either repeat all the layers (noodles included) or skip the noodles. This is to your preference.  I like a middle layer of noodles in my lasagna.  I find that it gives it more structure.

When done, place a final layer of noodles over the top.  Spread a small amount of the sauce over this noodles, cover with aluminum foil, and allow to stand while you preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bake for 25-30 minutes, and then remove the foil, add the rest of the mozzarella, and bake for another 20-25 minutes, until the edges are bubbly and the top is browned all over.

It's a bit too brown.  But I like that.

Allow to cool for 15-20 minutes and serve.  With a salad, if you must.

I ate 2 plates of it.  Oh my gooooooood, I am so full.

Also, yes, I know my blog is no longer really low-carb.  I'm trying to think up an awesome new name.  Have patience.

Pumpkin Puree

Just an alert, ladies.  Apparently when you drop below 20% body fat, your hormones can get all out of whack and cause lady problems.

Thank goodness it's fall, and I'll be gaining winter weight anyway.

Speaking of fall, I love October.  Why do I love October?

Pumpkins.

Now, people.  Pumpkins are not just for carving.  Or, what people seem to do here, just setting out on your porch as decorations.

Pumpkins are for eating.

I get sad watching the untouched pumpkins just sit and rot at all the houses in the area.  I want to steal them and put them to use in delicious desserts and soups and meals.  Make tasty snacks of their pepitas.  Feast on their delicious flesh.

Don't buy canned pumpkin puree.   Just make your own.  I got about 16 cups (that's almost 4 liters, Europeans/anyone NOT in 'Murica) out of a single pumpkin.

It was a huge pumpkin, yes.  But ONE.  That I bought for $2, because apparently pumpkins are sold dirt cheap here since no one uses them as food.

Excuse my pale and sickly appearance.  I was tired and not feeling 100%.

So how do you do this?

Preheat your oven to 325 degrees F, and prepare 1-2 baking sheets with oil/cooking spray (depends on how big your pumpkin is).

Take your pumpkin.  Cut out the top, like you would prepping it to carve.

Cut it in half.

Scoop out the guts/seeds (save the seeds to make tasty snacks!).

Some people proceed to cut it into smaller pieces, but I don't.  I find it easier to roast two halves.

Spray/brush cut sides of the pumpkin halves with olive oil.  Place cut-side down on prepared baking sheets.

Bake in the oven for 40-50 minutes (mine took about an hour), or until a fork easily pierces the skin.  Allow to cool.

Scoop flesh out of the skin and place in batches in a blender/food processor.  Puree.

This is half the pumpkin's puree.

I then pour mine into little freezer bags, in 2 cup portions, and freeze most of it for later use.

The possibilities are endless!

Adventures in Sausage & the Search for the Perfect Poutine Sauce Recipe

While my (also Celiac) sister was visiting, we got the bright idea (or, rather, Charles did) to make our own sausages while taking a lovely stroll through Parc National d'Oka.  We gathered recipes and our supplies and went to work!

I don't have the exact recipes saved, but we made two types: chicken-sage-apple and pork-chipotle-beer.  Both were GF (I actually found a halfway-decent Quebec-made GF beer) and delicious!

If you want recipes and information about making your own sausages, Charles found them here, on TheSpicySausage.com.

Getting it started after the casing had to be cut.

Yeah, sausage!

The completed raw pork sausages, in natural casing.

Now, for poutine.

If you don't know what this is, fret not, you just haven't been to Montreal or Canada and had the heart-attack-in-a-bowl that is (at its very basic state) fries (fried in lard, typically), cheese curds, and "poutine sauce".

The recipe for poutine sauce has eluded me for ages.  No one's online recipes seem to get it right.  Something is always MISSING.  It is NOT just chicken gravy, like many people would have you believe.  But this time around, I HAVE DISCOVERED THE MISSING INGREDIENT.

It is soy sauce.

Not much.  Not more than a few dashes.  But just a tad to deliver its heavy umami flavor.

I didn't write down my recipe (good job, Amy), but, basically, it is:

1 1/2 cups each chicken and beef broth.
A few dashes of soy sauce.
Salt & pepper.
2 T. each cornstarch & water to thicken.

Heat broths in a saucepan until boiling.  Add in soy and S&P.  Add in cornstarch and allow to cook down to a gravy consistency (or thicker).

The taste was DEAD-ON this time, but it was a little thin.  I was too excited.

Also, cheese curds are a necessity.  No substitutions work quite as well.  They are fresh from the cheese factory here and they squeak when you bite into them.

Gluten-free poutine!

We baked our sausages on a bed of peppers and onions.

Complete meal!

Cornmeal-Crusted Basa (Catfish) with Homemade Tartar Sauce and Kalyn's Ratatouille Wanna-Be

A few weeks ago, I discovered basa fish, which was super-duper on sale at IGA and had the "sustainable fish" stamp of approval on it (I try to be aware of which fish are on the do-not-eat list, typically).  Upon coming home and researching, I have discovered that basa is indeed a Vietnamese catfish, and is being shipped worldwide due to its large numbers and nutritional value.  So, take that as you will.  I will buy it again when I see it.  The fillets are HUGE, and it's relatively low-calorie.

Sometimes, I feel like having some good ol' Southern-style food.  Fried catfish is one of those things.

First!  Homemade tartar sauce, because you want this to sit for at least an hour before you eat it.

Ingredients:

1/2 cup mayonnaise
Juice of 1 lemon
3 T. minced dill pickle (or sweet relish, but I prefer the sour aspect)
1 T. dill
Salt & pepper to taste

Instructions:

Mix all ingredients in a small bowl.  Taste and correct any ingredients (you may want more dill, more pickle, whatever).  Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour before eating.  That was easy!

Fish time!

Ingredients:

1/2 cup finely ground corn meal
1/2 t. half-sharp paprika
1/4 t. cayenne pepper
1/2 t. thyme
1/2 t. oregano
1/2 t. salt
1/4 t. ground black pepper

2 basa fillets (I have no idea how big mine were, really...)

Vegetable oil for frying

Instructions:

Fill a large, heavy-bottomed skillet with enough oil to fill it about 1/2 inch from the bottom.  Heat over medium-high heat.

Mix corneal and spices/herbs on a plate or shallow bowl.

Dredge both sides of the fish in the cornmeal mix, pressing to make sure the fish is well-coated.

Your oil is ready when, if you dip your fingertips in some water and flick water droplets at the surface of the oil, it sizzles and pops and generally goes crazy.

Fry your fish for about 6 minutes on each side (or according to the packaging), until golden brown and crispy.  Place on a plate with paper towel to remove any excess oil.

Serve immediately with your tartar sauce and a side of your choice!  The ratatouille wanna-be recipe can be found here.

 I also enjoyed a mojito :D.

Basics: Roasting Bell Peppers

Roasted red peppers are a delicious addition to many meals, and a lot of recipes I find call for them jarred. Unless you're buying the $6 gigantic jar at Costco, I think you're better off spending the time to make your own. My local grocery store sells only small jars of them for about the same price, and it only includes maybe 1 1/2 actual peppers.

So, today, your basic instruction of roasting your own red peppers at home for less cost and more yummy!

Preheat your oven to BROIL on high and move the oven rack to the highest place in the oven (about 4-6 inches from the heat source).

First, take some delectable red bell peppers (or orange, or yellow, or green, whatever your recipe calls for).


Using a paring knife, remove the stem, seeds, and membrane.


Put aluminum foil on a cookie sheet, and using about 1 T. of olive oil, grease the foil. Place the peppers cut-side down on the cookie sheet and drizzle oil over them, coating them well (I use my Misto oil mister).

Place in the oven and allow to broil for 20-25 minutes, until the tops are well charred. You may smell burning, but don't worry, they're supposed to do that.

When the peppers are charred,

remove them from the oven and place them in a bowl or shallow dish. Cover them with plastic wrap/cellophane/Cling Wrap and allow them to sit at room temperature for at least 20 minutes, or until cool enough to handle.


Using your fingers, you can now easily peel off the charred skin of the peppers, and you will have perfectly roasted peppers!


This method can also be used for any variety of pepper, just adjust the broiling time depending on their size.